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Congratulations! You have chosen the infamous Klement's products that's bursting with local flavor. Follow these tips with care and you will earn the admiration and adoration of sausage lovers everywhere. If you're good enough, you could earn the title of "Grillmeister" from you adoring fans or Patio Daddio himself! In Milwaukee, there is no higher praise!

Do's

  1. Always tailgate - No EXCEPTIONS!
  2. Always dress and grill to impress.
  3. Always grill Klement's on days ending with the letter y.
  4. Always grill Klement's on holidays (It's a holiday somewhere).
  5. Always grill Klement's when your neighbor is outside.
  6. Always grill Klement's like it's your last meal.
  7. Always grill Klement's after a bad day.
  8. Always be prepared for roamers while tailgating.
  9. Always invite all neighbors when grilling Klement's; you never know who will win the lottery.
  10. Always judge a Klement's brat by it's griller. Never let a "friend" grill your meat

Don'ts

  1. Never grill Klement's while having a diet soda.
  2. Never try to make grill pattern tattoos.
  3. Never use your grill to make smoke signals.
  4. Never grill because you have to, grill because you love to.
  5. Never grill a veggie burger next to a Klement's brat.
  6. Never grill and drive.
  7. Never microwave when you can grill.
  8. Never wear the grill cover as a party hat.
  9. Never soak your Klement's brats in espresso, no matter what the trend.
  10. Never wear a polyester jump suit when grilling Klement's - that could hurt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
       

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